It’s Still St. Patrick’s Day by my Clock

So, tip o’ the Shamrock to you, or whatever real Irish say to each other.
I know one thing they DON’T say, and that’s, “Do ye have a wee bit o’ Irish in ye, lass? Do ye want a wee bit o’ Irish in ye?”
Because that’s just not funny. It was funny three years ago when [...]

Because Everything Makes Sense in Dreams

Ever have one of those dreams where you hear exactly what you want to hear exactly from the person you want to hear it from?
Yeah, I had one of those. So amazingly real, and logical. I was happy.
Only then people started bitching about losing their super powers, and that seemed so logical and real, [...]